Flip side of 'return of the king'. - Armageddon Reviews

I cannot begin to explain in words how much I hated this movie. It's been a while since I watched it all the way through, but to tell you the truth, I've avoided seeing it all the way through again. Avoided like the plague. But I have seen bits and peices of it since then. One thing I noticed is that the director, Michael Bay, hasn't got the faintest idea where to point the g#!damn camera. When you're focusing on somebody who's speaking, you don't cut half of their damn face off!!! Another thing... The story is absolutely ridiculous. They land a spaceship on an astroid that's moving towards the earth some thousands of miles an hour. Yeah, right. My suspension of disbelief is pretty high, but the things that happen in this movie are SO ridiculous, that it just went completely over that line like it wasn't there at all. There are things that happen in this movie that God himself could not make so. I remember that they have some sort of vehicle in the movie, and they're driving it, and something goes wrong with something mounted on the outside of the vehicle. One of the astronauts goes out to fix it. I forget what happens, but for whatever reason the driver keeps going with the other astronaut hanging on outside fixing this thing. Then they come to this chasm in the asteroid that's some miles wide... AND THEY DECIDE TO JUMP IT!!! WITH THE GUY OUTSIDE STILL REPAIRING THIS THING THAT BROKE!!! Oh, and did I forget to mention that while they're jumping this chasm, the vehicle is FREAKING SPINNING!!! And the funniest part? THAY MAKE THE F!@#ING JUMP!!! IN FACT, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S JUST F!@#ING STUPID!!! And the movie is FILLED with stupid, s!@#$y sequences like that... I pretty much hate it forever... This movie definetly, DEFINETLY got it's well earned place at the top my 'Least favorite movie' list. 'Armageddon' is complete and total crap from start to finish. I cannot remember a single redeeming quality about it. Hating 'Armageddon' will make you a healthier person.